South Skunky Schools

This stainless steel watch will be the envy of the faculty and building administrators.
Use it to "wake-up" those sleepy headed co-workers during one of
LaBeaver's dynamic lectures on staff developement day.

When they look around to see who's been pelting them with spitballs,
you'll just be casually checking the time.
(This watch can shoots BBs, dried peas, popcorn kernels, lentils
and more up to 8 feet across the room! )