South Skunky Whale Tale

Dr. LaBeaver was doing one of his renowned
Demo Lessons before a group of first graders.

A little girl was asking LaBeaver about whales.

LaBeaver said it was physically impossible for
a whale to swallow a human because even though
it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, LaBeaver reiterated that a whale could
not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
LaBeaver asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"