South Skunky Schools

A teacher, Dr. Welsh and Dr. LaBeaver
are standing on the edge of a magic cliff.
On this cliff, you run, jump off of the cliff,
SCREAM something you want to turn into, and you turn into it.
  The teacher runs, jumps off, and screams "eagle" and flies off.
Dr. Welsh runs, jumps off, screams"vulture" and flies away.
Dr. LaBeaver runs, trips, falls off and screams "OH SHIT!!"